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I was visiting family in Eureka over the end of Obtober and through a bunch of November, and went to a Halloween party with my brother and his slave, with the agreement that I would stay at their place through the weekend, so as to spare my mother the agony of knowing that her daughter is grown up enough to drink. (She has a hard time with that one).

Picked up the bartender at the party, brought him back with me, and woke up on the living room floor of my brother's place, to my six-year-old nephew standing over us, wondering what we were doing. I told him we were wrestling, and fell asleep.

I still don't know the guy's last name. But I got his number for when I go back up there. : )

I blogged this one a while ago....and I think its the only story Im willing to share right now.

I was kidnapped on Thursday

It was awful!

I was forced to eat Mexican food and really expensive margaritas

and then I was dragged to San Francisco and forced to watch strippers at the following joints

1. The Hungry I
2. The Lusty Lady
3. The Hustler Club

The worst part of the whole ordeal was dropping my COACH purse while flashing the HOTTIE Dancer at the Lusty Lady and it landed in something wet and sticky (use your imagination)

I was then forced to Drive a very fast very fancy German Automobile.
and after all that terror I was forced into having mind blowing orgasms.

OMG it was awful! Woe is me! don't you feel sorry for me?

I think I need a hug now

I've been unbelievably UN-naughty this year (hence the deadness of this tribe). I want my present from Santa to be someone to be naughty with, cause this going it alone stuff gets old quick.